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Board Game Night

Main CP
大/有
Cast
大
有
  • 大有 are the couple that get divorced every time they play a board game.
  • Every board game night ends in tears and accusations (有 at 大).
  • This is exactly what 日 was hoping for. This will be what destroys their relationship.
  • And then 有 comes downstairs to where 大 is sleeping on the couch for make-up sex.
  • 新 barely attends board game nights because it’s mostly watching these two do foreplay and no one playing the damn game right.
  • They’re fighting and 竹 just… is… is it my go?
  • 汐 is bored and he’s either going to eat their pieces or 竹.

竹: I’m letting Hinode win!! It would be bad to go all out against a kid!!

  • He’s just lost to 日 and is off to sit beside 汐 and sulk.
  • 日 is not happy to be treated as charity - he’s perfectly capable of winning on his own.
  • Occassionally 清 will play with them and if he does well, 日 will become completely focused on being the best at the game so he can beat him next time.
    • 清 always picks a different game next time so 日 training is squandered.
    • 日 grabbing 大 to very aggressively insist they HAVE to play the game he’s been practicing.
  • 大 tells 清 to play the previous game because 日 has been practicing really hard and 清 pets 日 and calls him cute.

Monopoly

Section titled “Monopoly”
  • 汐 eats 大 and 有 properties he was at risk of landing on while they’re not looking.
  • 汐 eats 竹 pieces while he’s looking right at him.
  • 竹 getting desperate and asking 汐 for just a small loan.

汐: no loans, but I’ll buy services from you :)

竹: ah it truly is a monster.

  • 竹 is seriously considering if his blow jobs are worth monopoly money.
  • 竹 trying to give 汐 advice.

汐: Why would I take advice from the guy who went bankrupt in the first hour?

  • He thinks it’s cute how bad 竹 is at these games.

清: Oosaki-kun, look, I painted the raceca-

大: Get out.

  • 有 gives 大 the dog as his token because it’s cute like him.
    • 大 very happy at 有 complimenting him.
      • They’ll be divorced in the next 30 minutes.

Drinking Games

Section titled “Drinking Games”
  • 汐 calling for drink if you have a normal relationship with your father.
    • Realises he’s the only one drinking.
    • 大 has one positive father figure but he doesn’t know how to count that.

汐: Does anyone even likes their dad?

  • 青 pushing up his glasses.

    汐: Does anyone’s dad like them?

    • 青 doesn’t move.
  • 竹 rapidly trying to think of another prompt to get them off the subject.

竹: What was everyone’s first kiss like.

  • He is about to start trauma dumping.

  • 新 leaves.

    • He doesn’t remember his actual first kiss but he’s not happy about the one he does remember.
      • In 盟 is Alive AU he can answer hundreds of times before the first kiss 新 remembers.
      • 盟 would make 冥 choose between kissing him and far worse forms of torture, so he’d always end up agreeing to the kisses. - General 盟冥
      • 盟 is kind of hurt that 新 would forget when he’s the one who always asked (exaggeration) for them
        • 新 will just have to kiss him all over again to make up for it - one for every kiss he forgot (how many? 盟 was just a kid, he couldn’t count that high!)

  • 有 tucking his hair behind his ear and claiming he’s never been kissed.

    竹: Ariake-san, weren’t you married twice?

    有: I’ve always wondered what it would be like.

    • Not so subtle glance at 大.
    • 汐 calls him a flirt.
      • 有 gets mad and at least their fighting stops 竹 from trauma dumping.
        • 竹 sweating from not trauma dumping.

    市場前: That’s quite normal! I’ve also never been kissed!