Pet!AU
Credits to El as cowriter on this AU!
| Main CP | 汐/竹 大/有 |
|---|---|
| Cast | 竹 汐 有 大 新 |
- 汐 is a hamster.
- 汐 crawls into 竹’s shirt and bites at his stomach.
- 竹 can’t do anything because he bites if he tries to pick him up.
- 竹 trying to build cage extensions to keep him from getting bored and chewing through the bars.
- 竹 is covered in bites from all the times 汐 has escaped.
- 汐 will always come up and curls up on him and he never gets crushed.
- He does go missing one time, just to see the kind of meltdown 竹 has.
竹: I’m so worried… there are dogs in the neighbourhood.
新: That seems like bad news for the dogs.
- 汐 seemed so happy to be home.
- 竹 was crying.
- He sat and fed him as many treats as he could.
- He kept biting 竹’s fingers but he was probably just enthusiastic about being home and getting treats.
- Maybe got confused between his fingers and the treats…
竹: I can’t stay out, I need to go home to Shiodome-kun
- Everyone very confused who 汐 is.
- 竹 taking 汐 to church with him.
- Having to run out the confessional because 汐 escaped.
- 汐 loves exploring church!!
- He fell in the communion wine and is very drunk,
- 竹 might not be allowed back at church.
- This hamster is damning his soul.
- 竹 used to be so sad that hamsters had such short life spans, but this one just doesn’t seem to ever die or even get any slower.
- 竹 trying to offer a playdate because maybe it’ll help if 汐 is more socialised?
- That monster is NOT allowed near 新’s roommates.
- 竹 insists 汐 is actually very sweet but 新 is staring at the blood actively dripping from where his finger was almost bitten off.
- 大’s rabbit never bites him.
- Bites a lot of other people but not him.
- 清 got a really bad infection.
- 清 tried to touch his ears and that’s a strict 大 only zone.
大: I think you should leave. You’ve made Ariake-san upset.
- 清 has to take himself to the hospital.
- Bites a lot of other people but not him.
- Everyone wants to tell 竹 to get rid of that thing but how do you even try to tell him that things a demon.
- 新 has said but he’s paranoid so don’t worry about it.
- He’s scared of 大’s bunny so his opinion can be disregarded.
- 竹 is also scared of the bunny but he’ll ignore that for now.
- He’s scared of 大’s bunny so his opinion can be disregarded.
- 新 has said but he’s paranoid so don’t worry about it.
- 有 is very protective of 大
- 竹 insists there’s nothing to be scared of with 汐, he’s just a bit bitey
- 竹 has had to have his nipple reattached.
- 有 bites everyone except 大, while 汐 mostly bites 竹 (he’ll bite 大 a little but he’s not that interested.)
- 大 doesn’t really notice thanks to the gloves
- 大 stops picking him up becaues 有 gets upset when 大 picks up other pets.
- 有 does flops to show how he’s the happiest bunny ever and everyone should be so jealous of him.
- 大 loves him, he’s so cute.
- 竹 holding 汐 up out the way to protect him.
- 汐 bites him.
- See? He’s loved because 竹 lets him!
- 竹 pets him to reassure him he’s safe. He’s clearly biting because he’s scared.
- 汐 bites him.
竹: Maybe Shiodome-kun is just nervous like Shinbashi-san
- 新 is horrified at being compared to that thing.
- 新 freaks out every time 竹 gives 汐 kisses.
- If he has to see 竹 get an impromptu lip or tongue piercing, he’s going to throw up.
- It’s bad enough hearing him go “chu”
- 有 takes kisses all the time no problem.
- 新 is sick of hanging out with these people.