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大/有
Cast
新木場

  • 大 feeding 有.

    有: But you need to tell me “say ahh”

    大, completely monotone: Say ahh.

  • 有 would love to be a full-time housewife for 大, but he’s settled on just cutting his hours so he can be home for 大 but have something to do like it’s a hobby.
    • His work isn’t sure how to feel about that.
    • Used to lecture everyone about taking their job seriously and now he’s there 8 hours a week and spends half the time doing his nails at his desk and daydreaming about his husband.
  • 有 going “Oh no, they put pickles on my burger. I didn’t ask for them but I guess they made a mistake” so 大 has a chance to go up and correct the order.
    • He actually likes them, but he likes 大 standing up for him more.
    • He did ask for them and secretly tips the staff so they’ll go along with this roleplay every time.
  • B!有 seeing 市場前!大 and he’s going to be soooo annoying about it.

    有: You tried to kill me, even though you belong to me? What kind of play is that? You love me that much? You’d do all that for me? And you tried to kill me? Did you think you were being cool?”

  • 大 doing the walk of shame back to 新木場

    大: I really appreciate the lengths you went to protect me from Ariake-san.

    大: I’m just back from having the wedding invitations printed, I understand if you can’t make it.

  • 新木場 genuinely terrified for his poor son.
  • 新木場 will go to the wedding, hoping his presence can help save 大.
    • He brought the car and if 大 would like a holiday on the other side of the country he doesn’t mind driving. They can get a decent bit of the way there before anyone notices he’s gone.

    大: You should go for a nice drive after the ceremony.

  • 有A!大 smiling through the whole wedding because he loves his beautiful wife that he ate 3 big burgers for.
  • 有B!大 staring at him completely deadpan, internally dying every time 有 smiles at him because he truly never could love anyone so much.
    • This horrible little monster doesn’t deserve to be happy. He’s ruined lives after ceremonies like this one.
      • But 大 will love him and make him happy all the same.
      • He’s a monster too, after all.
Sees cat being naughty and scoops him up. This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it. Naughty cat purrs loudly.
  • Outside of 日 route, they wouldn’t want kids, they’re too busy being weird and obsessed with each other.
  • Couple that are so messy but the second anyone else has drama, they’re the perfect team.
  • 有 flashing his ring as he gives “advice”.
    • Said advice is a lot of expressing how he and 大 never have such problems.
  • If 大 ever brings himself to punch 有 in the face, 有 will cum on the spot.
  • He’ll wear a uniform and beg 大 to reinact their first meeting.
  • 大 letting 有 eat big burger as his final meal but he’s just so cute he can’t do it. Or it can at least wait til tomorrow.
    • A few years in, he’s going to have to accept that 有 isn’t getting less cute and continues to take his breath away (he does that at his worst)
    • He’s especially beautiful after getting beaten up.
  • 大 beating 有 and he cries about it because he both feels bad and is so horrifically hard.
    • The sex after is amazing.
    • Rest of the night is aftercare though and 有 is so happy petting his hair.
  • 有 using his makeup skills to hide the bruising before work.
    • The first time, 大 is so scared in case it smudges and people see.
    • He’s a professional, his makeup has help up against far worse than a day of work.
      • In fact, if 大 wants another round, it will even stand up to his tears.
  • 有 in the train station bathroom dabbing off the makeup to show a hickey.
    • His coworkers are sick of asking.
      • 有 is making a point of dabbing off more to reveal more until one of them gives in.
      • He plays coy for all of 3 seconds because it took them so long but he HAS to gloat about his 大.
  • 有 coworkers who used to have a nice reliable guy (though they weren’t particularly close to him) who they could ask for great restaurant recommendations but now he can’t talk about them without bringing up his 大.
    • Actually every conversation is about 大 now.

    A-さん: Was he this bad with his other engagements?

    B-さん: I don’t even remember his first wife’s name but I could tell you Oosaki’s full birth chart.

  • 大 meanwhile is trying not to mention 有 at work because 新木場 gets a look on his face and 品 is so visibly pissed.
    • But sometimes he tells them he can’t work late and his face is so soft and in love and, yeah, they can’t say anything.
  • 有 tossing his old wedding rings into the rip tide on Ooejima.
  • 大 doesn’t ask anyone for relationship advice. Everything stays between him and 有 and it’s his responsbility to resolve problems.
    • People kept telling him to break up with 有 without him asking.

    Anyone: You are dating a serial killer.

    大: Sometimes he wears my shirts to bed and he rolls onto his back and stretches and his fingers curl into his hands like paws and the shirt rides up.

  • 有 makes 大’s coffee way too sweet in the morning but 大 is just so happy that he makes it for him and brings it to him and smiles and he’s so beautiful.

静: You nevr would have met your boyfriend if not for me.

大: Actually, I met him long before I’d ever heard of you. Don’t bother us again.

  • 有 would have found him regardless. That’s the power of true love.
  • 大 having to leave early one day because 有 made reservations at a nice restaurant and 品 just “oh are you headed to the cemetery? It’s the anniversary of 有’s wife’s death, right?”
  • 大 tentatively bringing it up at the restaurant and 有 tells him off for talking about such things when they’re on a nice date.
  • 有 eventually says he went earlier, left some flowers, and the rest is up to her family.
    • They didn’t have the kind of relationship where she expected anything of him.
    • In fact, they only kissed at the wedding (and it was because they had to.)
  • 大 has no further questions.
  • 有 is going to order some more desserts.
  • 大 shaving his head for 有 so 有 can fun his hands over his buzzed head and enjoy the knowledge that 大 would sacrifice his hair for him.
  • No one has been able to take 大 seriously since he did it.
    • 品 is having a crisis.
      • He’s hoping 大 will ask him for relationship advice so he can tell him to break up with 有.
  • 有 gives him permission to grow it back but he does miss getting to run his hands over it.
  • They grow old together and 大 always tells 有 how beautiful he is.
  • They barely need to talk, but they’re as close as ever.
    • 有 talks for hours to anyone, but will sit in comfortable silence with 大.
  • 大 gets glasses just to continue to see 有 properly.
    • He kept looking at 有 instead of the eye chart but then he’d forget to answer because he was looking at 有.
      • They know when the lenses are bad because he takes them off immediately.

有: You never went bald. I’d kind of hoped. It would have been cute.

  • 大’s hair goes white slowly, but 有’s hair goes silver practically overnight.
    • 大 is lowkey obsessed with his silver bunny.
  • 有 is very fertile, but he’s not interest in kids so it’s birth control or abortion.
  • Pretending they were miscarriages so 大 will comfort him.
  • They’re sharing their locations with each other on GPS 24/7.
  • 大 barely looks at it but 有 checks it between social media.

有: Oosaki-san is stopping by the conbini ❤ how cute

  • 大 texts him five seconds later asking if 有 wants anything from the conbini.
  • At the time 大 was typing his text, 有 was typing his conbini order.
    • If 有 says no, but 大 buys him a snack anyway because he worries 有 wil be hungry.

有: I don’t know what they’re called, but it’s those sweets in the pink packets.

  • 大 hunting down every vaguely pink sweet packet and sending 有 photos until he finds the right one.
    • 有 knew the name, but he likes seeing 大 work so hard for him.
      • And sometimes he sees something else he’d like so 大 can get those too.
  • 大 walks out, having forgotten to buy his cigarettes but he has a bag of sweets for 有.
    • And he remembered 有’s cigarettes.
  • 有 would drown 大 and think about all the things he’s going to do with him when he’s dead.
  • He makes sure 大 is facing upwards so 有 is the last thing he sees.
    • It’s what he wants. He wants to be looking at his beautiful wife no matter what.
  • 有 starting the embalming process while 大 is still alive and sexily narrating it for him the whole time.
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  • 有 taking 大’s dick off to use whenever he needs it.
  • This of great benefit to 大, who would like to get some sleep.
    • 有 needs it more than he does.
  • 有 still wakes him up after a while because he misses 大. Cock is great, but the emotional experience with 大 is what’s most important.
    • He can do five or so rounds with just the cock but he needs at least 3 with his 大.