Modern AU

Credits to El as cowriter for this.

有 is weaponising therapyspeak.
- 大 is internalising it all and uses it every time anyone else tries to call out 有.

Ooejima Dating Party

清 is on his dating sites, on his multiple profiles, looking for descendents of Ooejima.
Doing that ancestry research to find 静 lookalikes.
Hiring 大 to find 静 lookalikes only to see him and be like maybe that’s the that problem sorted.
大 goes ahead with the research and this is how he finds out about his parents.
大 is having a meltdown and calling 清 to say he can’t continue the work due to a conflict of interest and 清 is rolling and kicking his feet.

清: We’re friends, right? Do you want to come over and talk about it?

大, in complete auto-pilot: No, that would be inappropriate. You’re my client.

清: Actually, you just quit, so I’m not your client anymore.

大 goes mute and hangs up, only for 清 to turn up at his door with wine.
- 大 tries to close the door on him, but 清 has his foot jammed in the door.
- 大 trust him! 清 has been self-medicating like this and it’s worked out so well for him!
大 just spends the next few months in a haze, helping 清 plan an Ooejima Descendents Reunion Party.
- Only the hot ones, of course.
大 meets 有 there and they’re instantly in love.
大 is somewhat struggling with the fact they met at the party where they’re definitely related, but 有 is worth it.
有 told him incest is fine and okay, whatever you say, beautiful!
- 清 gave him a similar speech before but who cares what that guy has to say.
清 didn’t manage to hook up with anyone, he just lost his current hookup.