Hinode Route!Ooari

Credits to El as cowriter on this AU!

Main CP	大/有
Low CP	汐/竹大←日
Cast	大有日汐清

日 Route except I’m a bastard and it’s 大有 end game.
大 and 有 will periodically go on dates.
大 is getting a wedding invitation every other year and he makes out with 有 at every single wedding.
有 will bring up his new wife/line-in bestie whenever he has a new one.
They’ll be 30 seconds from making out before 大 remembers he has to get home to 日.
有 uses that as his cue to go home and murder his current wife/live-in bestie.
有 wearing a sundress and big floppy hat like Kojima Akuheki to prove he looks way better than 日.
大 asks 有 to help with with clothes shopping for 日 and 日 still likes wearing dresses sometimes, so if 有 could try on some dresses that would be great.
有 looks beautiful in everything and 大 just suffering in “this is fine I still have a chance,,,”
有 will invite 大 to the changing room because “the zip is so hard to reach.”

汐: did he fuck you yet

有: if you ever speak to me-

汐: ah so no

Everyone has tried to be nice and give 有 advice, but he’s the one that keeps saying no (he knows 大 better than anyone!)
- Aren’t these people single? Who are they to tell him how to run his relationship! (guy who is single.)
- 汐竹 dating is not grounds to start listening to them.
汐竹 happiness has him raging - that should be him happy and in love and clinging to his boyfriend and and-
- Whatever, 竹 isn’t anyone of quality and just wants to be 汐’s sugar baby. There’s no quality to their relationship.
大 trying to get 日 to help him brainstorm how to ask 有 out vs 日 who keeps listing ways to kill him.

日: If you injure him he’ll be happy, right? He faked falling downstairs and breaking his arm so you’d look after him. I’ll push him down stairs for real.

日 disgusted every time he finds out one of the dresses 大 bought him was modeled by 有.
日 who is signing threats at 有.
- 竹 very concerned about the signs 有 has been asking him about.
  
  竹: Ariake I’m not telling you how to tell the kid to die behind Oosaki’s back.
- 汐 finds it hilarious finding out about what’s going on from 日.
  
  汐: know what would be funny?
有 suggesting they all visit his villa while looking directly at 日.
日 constantly refers to 有 as his dad’s fling, hookup, floozy, side piece, etc.
- No one is telling 有 that’s what 日 is calling him because they want the kid to live.
- 竹 freaking out he did NOT teach 日 that.
- 汐 innocently kicking his feet.
  - When questioned, he praises 日 for being an avid reader.
  - 日 pulling out some archaic words to call 有.
    
    竹: Michio-kun. Come here a second.
    - 竹 doesn’t know what it means but he knows it can’t be nice.
    - 汐 is praising him for learning meanings from context!
日 taking some fish guts home from 汐竹 and mixing them with 有’s food.
- 有 is fine and the next day just tells him “being protected by pure and beautiful love fortifies your stomach.”
  - Then explain 竹.
    
    有: Shiodome-san is incapable of love.
    - 汐 says he’s great at love!! He loves lots of people!! By loving a lot, his stomach is protected. 竹 is his favourite though ❤️
      
      竹: He’s stealing my stomach’s protection.
    - 竹 can go enjoy his dirty love with a much younger man, 有 wishes him all the best.
      - Maybe it’s more correct to call him a “boy” (making 竹 feel even worse) or a “creature” (竹 would protest on 汐’s behalf, but 汐 actually likes being a creature so it’s fine.)
大有 finally get together and ide out all their horrible emotions and crawl out the villa to collapse in each other’s arms and from then on they’re such an annoyingly sweet couple the only thing worse than them being together is them being apart.

Route A

有 trying to suggest 日 moves in with 清 so 大 won’t have to deal with him anymore.

有: Doesn’t Shizuma-san have a nice villa by a lake?
日 thinking of how he’ll drown him and it’ll be poetic justice for so much and (and Ariake is already packing his things and moving in)
- AND he’s allergic to gluten?! Murder will be so much easier in his house!
大 stoic but panicking like he’s sending his kid off to university.

有: Oh, you’re going to be lonely, right? It’s hard to go back to living alone after living with someone. He could…

大 is so close to agreeing but then 清 calls to ask about the bags of flour that were delivered to his house.
- 有 answers and quickly hangs up.
有’s idea of being nice to 日 before he moves out is giving him tips on making a drowning look like an accident.
大 is having a meltdown about whether 日 has everything he needs with him. 日 left behind a load of his dresses that were so nice.
- Some of them weren’t that nice on 日, it was just 有 they looked good on. He’ll wear them again though.

Route B

They’ll eventually get together in their 60s and 有 will list all the people that died because 大 didn’t give in to him sooner.

有: It’s my day off and I still have to spend it at the cemetery cause there’s so many graves to wash and whose fault is that?

Double Suicide Attempt

Suicide Attempt Warning

有 has locked 日 out the house.
日 having to watch as they, once again, try their double-suicide plan.
It happens. 有 typically walks away with “a broken arm” and needing 大 to feed him.
日 wondering if he can call the ambulance for just one of them.
He tries to move 有 but 大 is clinging to him so tight, it’s impossible to pry him free.
- He makes a noise if 日 gets anywhere close to 有.
- The only pained noises he makes is in response to the possibility of 有 being taken from him.
The ambulance eventually arrives and the paramedics have to move them together because 大 isn’t letting go.

Other AUs

日 becoming 静 - Potential branch for this - 日 attempting to seduce 清 with 有’s assistance.

大有less Group Chat - Modern AU branch

Fics

Love Grilled - 有 meeting up with 汐, 竹, and 新 after dress shopping.